Oh, Lowe's!

How low can Lowe's go?? They sent me a card in the mail that says, "$10 off your next project of $25 or more!" Do they have a 24-hour camera in my house? How do they know I'm so obsessed with this stuff?? As if I don't already have enough to do around here, now they're tempting me with this offer so I can go buy MORE stuff to build MORE things that I will take FOREVER to finish!

What I want to know is this: how come when I bought that clock, it didn't buy me any more time??? If someone opened a store that sold THAT, they'd be rich!